turtlelog

of plot devices

Sun, 13 May 2012 13:42:58 +0000

- a story with a race to search for a supposedly invincible ancient weapon, let’s say in earth equivalent is 3-5k BC. turned out that the ancient weapon was a shotgun, which is quite impressive for 3-5k bc, but at the end it’s kinda pointless for world domination in 2k AD, except for historical value

- a story about hitler was actually 7 identical twins playing the role of one public person. would expain ‘his’ erratic behaviours, deaths, and rumour of ‘hitler went to x after the war’ myths.

of the lost of an epic gear

Thu, 03 May 2012 14:20:03 +0000

thought i have to accept that fact that my bucket hat is unfoundable.
maybe later on it’d pop back to existance? one can wish.

so, wintery time, got a new one, wintery-ish type. black and white in colour, got fur trimming in it. kinda remind me slightly what it feels to have hair again. bonus.

of a timeslot well spent

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 05:44:48 +0000

cut orange
make coffee
get some dumpling skins
spread them
coffee > pot
sugar, chocolate and flour
mix
mix more
add orange. wait for abit
put individual slice on dumpling skin
wrap
wrap some more
fry
turn, fry
reheat the sauce
serve

of paupers’ meal #8

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 11:48:32 +0000

small diced garlic+onion, brown, med-low heat
volume maker: thinly sliced, add to fire. preferably not fully, but should be quite mushy.
curry powder+flour+water > mix > pour into pot.
stir.
done.

of a head cover

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 16:13:09 +0000

not really a haiku, but

lost my bucket hat
insurmountable sadness
where where where is it

of them bunnies

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 14:36:40 +0000

was doing this for the easter

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=3571084112664&set=a.2136707694150.2132417.1139843606&type=1&theater

really thought it could be adapted into a light hearted fast paced mobile game?
same premise, the main bunny died, children battled themselves to replace the dad.
started off with the same as everybody else, you win a battle, you get one point to spend in your stat tree. classes unlocked as you increased those stats numbers, skills associated with the classes.
e.g. started off with just an attack command. str:3 would unlock fighter class, so the moment the character got to str3, he can choose to become ‘bunny fighter’, with a ‘power attack’ command.
str:2 agi:2 would unlock brigand, etc. can change class between fights.

number of fights = 100. or 50, number of stats is about 6 or 8, max stats is 20, every 10 battle is a ‘unique’ fight, with a predetermine character with class and slightly/more superior stats number

melee ranged magic hp mp
atk str agi int vit int
def vit vit zea
acc per per int
crt dex dex zea
dodg agi agi per

max skill is five, with cooldown. maybe no weapon/customisation (only gender at the beginning).

when a bunny is killed it changed into easter egg (magical stuff), so goal of the game, beat everyone else, so you can becaome the easter bunny. (offer your bretheren (now in eggs form) as offering to the kids)

of dragons and spandex

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 22:19:49 +0000

dc comic people as dnd characters
superman as paladin
batman as rogue
wonder woman as bard
flash as gnome ranger

of a flavour of death

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 15:22:21 +0000

sad story #1
—–
a slightly overweight girl, spent all her money on weight loss program trying to be thinner.
a fairy, moved by the girl’s will, popped up and made her magically thin as her heart so desired.
then she realised that she didn’t own any dress that would fit on her new body. she was very distressed. then she died.

of law of the land

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 16:01:22 +0000

frank the neighbour told us that someone came over our garden/side path, picked up the clay pot over there, then went off (a car waiting for him), and he apparently smashed the pot on the road in front.
frank moved parts of the pot from the road to the roadside so it won’t hinder people’s vehicle, bless him for that.

was told that it was a white falcon, caucassians, if that’s any help.
seems planned? the way they walk in, grab, smash, out.
might want to call the police if something else happens. for now, we’ll just leave it be and wait i sppose.

started sleeping with easy access to the wooden sword and cleared path so i can run from the bed to outside in reasonable amount of time.

of connectivitivity

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 03:42:33 +0000

internet on.
as in, proper internet.

it’s still adsl-1 tho. will be waiting till they actually can give us naked, then they’ll switch us from adsl-1 to naked, and that’d take some time, again.

so what’s done
internet on, floor levelled, tree cut,
yet to be done
pergola removal and pool cleaning